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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more
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| Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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