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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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