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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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