| 1. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !... more
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| 2. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !... more
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| 3. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Whats the definition of Polystyrene?A plastic parrot!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more
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| 6. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With its sparrowchute !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Why do parrots carry umbrellas?So they dont become polly-saturated!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !... more
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