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| Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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| Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more
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| 4. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more
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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more
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| There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more
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| A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more
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| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more
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| While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more
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