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| How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years.... more
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| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes  |
| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more
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| Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes... more
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| A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more
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| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| A young wildlife biologist got fired from his first real wildlife job. Upon his return home, his parents asked him what... more
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| An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi... more
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| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more
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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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