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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more
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| 3. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Q: whats a biologists definition of a graphA: an animal with a long neck... more
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| 4. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| 5. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more
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| 6. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen... more
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| Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more
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| 8. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more
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| 9. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more
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