| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?An octopuss !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: Theyre purr-fect!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?A good jumpurr !... more
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