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| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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