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| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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