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| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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