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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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