| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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