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| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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