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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on. A... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, theyre stopping to let the p... more
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| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.... more
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| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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