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| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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| What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!... more
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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.... more
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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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