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| How are UFOs related to hamburgers?Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!... more
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| Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because its a FAST food!... more
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| What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!... more
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| What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.... more
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| What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?Its PAN-demonium!... more
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| What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!... more
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| What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!... more
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| When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?When somebody says, Well done!... more
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| Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!... more
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| Who are the hamburgers favourite people?Vegetarians!... more
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