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| What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more
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| When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!... more
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| How did the jury find the hamburger?Grill-ty as charred!... more
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| Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land?The meatball heros!... more
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| How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!... more
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| What system do they teach in Hamburger Highs math courses?The meatric system, silly!... more
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| When the crooked hamburger took it on the lamb, where did it go?Oh, ewe know!... more
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| How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!... more
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| Who is the hamburgers favourite actress?Candice Berger!... more
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| Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... more
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