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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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