| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats pink and red and cant turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What was the policemans babys first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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