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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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