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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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