| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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