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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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