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| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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| Little boy to airline pilot: "Youre a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept l... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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