| 1. | Yo momma jokes  |
| ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.... more
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| UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.... more
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| yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!... more
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| Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.... more
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| Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!... more
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| Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.... more
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| Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like shes wearing a fat necklace !!... more
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| Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... more
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| Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.... more
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| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.... more
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| Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.... more
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| Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.... more
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| Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.... more
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| Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You aint gonna puch me round no more."... more
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| Yo mama is missing a finger and cant count past nine.... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... more
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| Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!... more
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| YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!... more
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| yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well...... more
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| yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)... more
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| Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!... more
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| Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure... more
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| Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth... more
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| Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars... more
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| Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!... more
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| Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!... more
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| Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.... more
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| Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.... more
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| yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.... more
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