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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature o... more

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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well... more

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A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the... more

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A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother in... more

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A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At herwedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore... more

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A wealthy man sat in his attorneys office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give m... more

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A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Dont unleash the beast in me."The wife snick... more

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alo... more

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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the womans home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close."O... more

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,... more

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A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but dont you think this is e... more

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A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man.... more

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A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge... more

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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument,... more

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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her... more

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A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor,... more

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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him down because she foundo... more

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didnt have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didnt have t... more

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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamedthat you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentines day. Whatdo... more

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to... more

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After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain andAbel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of... more

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After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the h... more

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An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more

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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picke... more

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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip a... more

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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regardi... more

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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams an... more

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wiz... more

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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you t... more

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.... more





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