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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| 32. | Lawyer jokes |
| If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the... more
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| 33. | Lawyer jokes |
| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?... more
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| 34. | Lawyer jokes |
| If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyers.... more
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| 35. | Lawyer jokes |
| If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more
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| 36. | Lawyer jokes |
| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| 37. | Lawyer jokes |
| In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more
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| 38. | Lawyer jokes |
| It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got... more
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| 39. | Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion."Client: "No, no. Im paying for professional advice."... more
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| 40. | Lawyer jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 41. | Lawyer jokes |
| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| 42. | Lawyer jokes |
| Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why dont you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.... more
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| 43. | Lawyer jokes |
| The bartender asks him "Whatll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and s... more
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| 44. | Lawyer jokes |
| The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more
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| 45. | Lawyer jokes |
| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| 46. | Lawyer jokes |
| What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... more
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| 47. | Lawyer jokes |
| What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.... more
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| 48. | Lawyer jokes |
| What is the proper weight for a lawyer?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... more
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| 49. | Lawyer jokes |
| What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?Lawsuits.... more
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| 50. | Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and an onion?You cry when you cut up an onion.... more
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| 51. | Lawyer jokes |
| Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more
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| 52. | Lawyer jokes |
| Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?In a brief case.... more
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| 53. | Lawyer jokes |
| Why didnt Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyers heart? Because even Cupid cant hit a target that small!... more
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| 54. | Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more
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| 55. | Lawyer jokes |
| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| 56. | Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?Because they might connect t... more
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| 57. | Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more
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| 58. | Lawyer jokes |
| Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more
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| 59. | Lawyer jokes |
| Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more
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