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| "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two."No thank you,"... more
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| "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more
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| "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.""Good. You see where they go and Ill find out where they came from."... more
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| "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."... more
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| "Room service? Send up a larger room."... more
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| "Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I dont know, my wife got the tickets."... more
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| A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more
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| A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight attendan... more
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| A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be chea... more
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| A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide p... more
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| A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotels clerk about the time of meals."Breakfast is served... more
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| A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood... more
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| A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDona... more
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| A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. T... more
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| A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "S... more
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| A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more
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| A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more
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| A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial... more
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| A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he kn... more
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| A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes... more
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| A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting... more
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| A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:"I would very much... more
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| A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for... more
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| A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course theyr... more
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| A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the de... more
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| A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you... more
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| A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About fiv... more
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| A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more
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| A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the post... more
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| A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert. Realizing his only chance for survival was to find civilization, he began w... more
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