| 1. | Old age jokes  |
| "Grandma, why dont you drink tea anymore?" "I dont like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."... more
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| 2. | Old age jokes |
| "Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more
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| 3. | Old age jokes |
| A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.... more
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| 4. | Old age jokes |
| A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee... more
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| 5. | Old age jokes |
| A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more
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| 6. | Old age jokes |
| A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more
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| 7. | Old age jokes |
| A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more
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| 8. | Old age jokes |
| A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more
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| 9. | Old age jokes  |
| A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more
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| 10. | Old age jokes |
| A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up... more
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| 11. | Old age jokes |
| A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more
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| 12. | Old age jokes |
| A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more
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| 13. | Old age jokes |
| A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more
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| 14. | Old age jokes |
| A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldnt help noticing how happy you look," she... more
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| 15. | Old age jokes |
| A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more
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| 16. | Old age jokes |
| A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In... more
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| 17. | Old age jokes |
| An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more
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| 18. | Old age jokes |
| An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more
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| 19. | Old age jokes |
| An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabit... more
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| 20. | Old age jokes |
| An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure no... more
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| 21. | Old age jokes |
| An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.... more
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| 22. | Old age jokes |
| An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more
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| 23. | Old age jokes |
| An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porc... more
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| 24. | Old age jokes |
| An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more
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| 25. | Old age jokes |
| An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more
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| 26. | Old age jokes |
| An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the... more
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| 27. | Old age jokes |
| An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more
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| 28. | Old age jokes |
| Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more
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| 29. | Old age jokes |
| Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I cant tell. There are too many wrinkles."... more
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| 30. | Old age jokes |
| For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying... more
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