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| Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?Mom ! I see an angel.... more
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| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| 3. | Mouse jokes |
| How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !... more
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| How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !... more
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| 5. | Mouse jokes |
| Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !... more
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| 6. | Mouse jokes |
| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more
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| 7. | Mouse jokes |
| What are crisp, like milk and go eek, eek, eek when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !... more
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| 8. | Mouse jokes |
| What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !... more
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| 9. | Mouse jokes |
| What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... more
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| 10. | Mouse jokes |
| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| 11. | Mouse jokes |
| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !... more
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| 12. | Mouse jokes |
| What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more
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| 13. | Mouse jokes |
| What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !... more
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| 14. | Mouse jokes |
| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| 15. | Mouse jokes |
| What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !... more
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| 16. | Mouse jokes |
| What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !... more
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| 17. | Mouse jokes |
| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more
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| 18. | Mouse jokes |
| What is a mouses favorite record ? Please cheese me !... more
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| 19. | Mouse jokes |
| What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !... more
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| 20. | Mouse jokes |
| What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... more
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| 21. | Mouse jokes |
| What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !... more
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| What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !... more
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| 23. | Mouse jokes |
| What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more
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| 24. | Mouse jokes |
| What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more
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| 25. | Mouse jokes |
| Whats a mouses favourite record ? Please cheese me !... more
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| 26. | Mouse jokes |
| Whats a mouses least favorite record ? Whats up Pussycat !... more
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| 27. | Mouse jokes |
| Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !... more
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| 28. | Mouse jokes |
| Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... more
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| 29. | Mouse jokes |
| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| 30. | Mouse jokes |
| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
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