| 31. | Letter jokes  |
| What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course!... more
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| 32. | Letter jokes |
| What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?LO... more
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| 33. | Letter jokes |
| What two words have thousands of letters in them?Post office.... more
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| 34. | Letter jokes |
| What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?Stone.... more
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| 35. | Letter jokes |
| What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.... more
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| 36. | Letter jokes |
| Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?Its a dead letter day.... more
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| 37. | Letter jokes |
| Whats the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.... more
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| 38. | Letter jokes |
| When is a letter damp?When it has postage due (dew).... more
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| 39. | Letter jokes |
| Where do ghosts mail their letters?At the ghost office.... more
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| 40. | Letter jokes |
| Where do you put letters to boys?In a mail (male) box.... more
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| 41. | Letter jokes |
| Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K... more
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| 42. | Letter jokes |
| Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?MT (empty) .... more
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| 43. | Letter jokes |
| Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.... more
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| 44. | Letter jokes |
| Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office wont send them... more
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| 45. | Letter jokes |
| Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.... more
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| 46. | Letter jokes |
| Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?They want to catch the last goal-post !... more
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| 47. | Letter jokes |
| Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters cant go anywhere by themselves.... more
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| 48. | Letter jokes |
| Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.... more
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| 49. | Letter jokes |
| Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?Because it is in the middle of TNT.... more
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