| 61. | Humor jokes  |
| How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who a... more
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| 62. | Humor jokes |
| How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combi... more
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| 63. | Humor jokes |
| How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?Third as many as for a regular bulb.... more
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| 64. | Humor jokes |
| How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?"Are you kidding? They wont even change a five dollar bill."... more
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| 65. | Humor jokes |
| How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperw... more
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| 66. | Humor jokes |
| How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?"I dont know, but I can look it up for you."... more
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| 67. | Humor jokes |
| How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they s... more
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| 68. | Humor jokes |
| How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii,... more
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| 69. | Humor jokes |
| How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two t... more
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| 70. | Humor jokes |
| How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "Youre welcome. "... more
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| 71. | Humor jokes |
| I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months Ive developed quite an attachment for her.It go... more
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| 72. | Humor jokes |
| If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).... more
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| 73. | Humor jokes |
| Im not rich like Jack, dont have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marr... more
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| 74. | Humor jokes |
| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
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| 75. | Humor jokes |
| John was hard at work with the broom in his familys tent.His mother came in and said, Thats nice. Are you sweeping out t... more
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| 76. | Humor jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more
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| 77. | Humor jokes  |
| Little Johnny is walking down the hall when he hears a noise from his parents room. He knocks on the door and asks his m... more
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| 78. | Humor jokes |
| Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more
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| 79. | Humor jokes |
| Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."... more
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| 80. | Humor jokes |
| Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying glass!... more
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| 81. | Humor jokes |
| Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. Ill just use t... more
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| 82. | Humor jokes |
| Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandmas bed? Fred: Because I couldnt find a snake.... more
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| 83. | Humor jokes |
| My brothers looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he cant find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.... more
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| 84. | Humor jokes |
| My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.... more
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| 85. | Humor jokes |
| My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.Shes very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.... more
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| 86. | Humor jokes |
| My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.How is she now ?Shes fine. But, the dog died.... more
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| 87. | Humor jokes |
| My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.... more
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| 88. | Humor jokes |
| New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp... more
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| 89. | Humor jokes |
| On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: What is the best part of the camp?One wise guy answered, G... more
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| 90. | Humor jokes |
| Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.... more
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