| 31. | Humor jokes  |
| Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
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| 32. | Humor jokes |
| Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
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| 33. | Humor jokes |
| Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more
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| 34. | Humor jokes |
| Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. "I thought I was in love three times," Bill s... more
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| 35. | Humor jokes |
| Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poiso... more
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| 36. | Humor jokes |
| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.... more
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| 37. | Humor jokes |
| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.... more
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| 38. | Humor jokes |
| Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!... more
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| 39. | Humor jokes |
| Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt?Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.... more
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| 40. | Humor jokes |
| Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal... more
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| 41. | Humor jokes |
| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more
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| 42. | Humor jokes |
| Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more
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| 43. | Humor jokes |
| Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadnt even been coloured in yet.... more
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| 44. | Humor jokes |
| Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.... more
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| 45. | Humor jokes |
| Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?... more
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| 46. | Humor jokes |
| Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more
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| 47. | Humor jokes |
| Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!... more
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| 48. | Humor jokes |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?... more
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| 49. | Humor jokes |
| Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?... more
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| 50. | Humor jokes |
| Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."... more
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| 51. | Humor jokes |
| Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.... more
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| 52. | Humor jokes |
| Do you love me?Of courseThen whisper something soft and sweet in my earLemon meringue pie !... more
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| 53. | Humor jokes |
| Freda: Boys whisper they love me.Fred: Well, they wouldnt admit it out loud, would they?... more
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| 54. | Humor jokes |
| Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, what... more
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| 55. | Humor jokes |
| How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.... more
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| 56. | Humor jokes |
| How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.... more
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| 57. | Humor jokes |
| How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon... more
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| 58. | Humor jokes |
| How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).... more
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| 59. | Humor jokes |
| How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.... more
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| 60. | Humor jokes |
| How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how... more
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