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| What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?Stop beating a dead hearse!... more
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| 32. | Horse jokes |
| What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!... more
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| 33. | Horse jokes |
| What do you call a horse that plays the violin?Fiddler on the hoof!... more
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| 34. | Horse jokes |
| What do you call a horse thats been all around the world?A globe-trotter!... more
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| 35. | Horse jokes |
| What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!... more
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| 36. | Horse jokes |
| What do you call a pony with a sore throat?A hoarse horse!... more
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| 37. | Horse jokes |
| What do you call the horse than lives next door?A neighbour!... more
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| 38. | Horse jokes |
| What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.... more
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| 39. | Horse jokes |
| What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!... more
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| 40. | Horse jokes |
| What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.... more
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| 41. | Horse jokes |
| What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!... more
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| 42. | Horse jokes |
| What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!... more
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| 43. | Horse jokes |
| What goes "Clip"?A one legged horse!... more
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| 44. | Horse jokes |
| What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!... more
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| 45. | Horse jokes |
| What happened to Lady Godivas horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!... more
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| 46. | Horse jokes |
| What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!... more
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| 47. | Horse jokes |
| What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!... more
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| 48. | Horse jokes |
| What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!... more
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| 49. | Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.... more
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| 50. | Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite sport?Stable tennis!... more
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| 51. | Horse jokes |
| What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours... more
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| 52. | Horse jokes |
| What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!... more
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| 53. | Horse jokes |
| What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!... more
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| 54. | Horse jokes |
| What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!... more
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| 55. | Horse jokes |
| What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!... more
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| 56. | Horse jokes |
| What is the difference between a horse and a duck?One goes quick and the other goes quack!... more
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| 57. | Horse jokes |
| What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !... more
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| 58. | Horse jokes |
| What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!... more
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| 59. | Horse jokes |
| What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !... more
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| 60. | Horse jokes |
| What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?An Appaloosa!... more
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