| 31. | History jokes  |
| When did Caesar reign ?I didnt know he reigned.Of course he did, didnt they hail him ?... more
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| 32. | History jokes |
| When were King Arthurs army too tired to fight ?When they had lots of sleepless knights !... more
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| 33. | History jokes |
| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?On their feet !... more
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| 34. | History jokes |
| Where was the Magna Carta signed ?At the bottom !... more
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| 35. | History jokes |
| Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?Must have been a duck family A duck family ?Didnt you say there was a quack i... more
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| 36. | History jokes |
| Who invented King Arthurs round table ?Sir Circumference !... more
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| 37. | History jokes |
| Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?The second one !... more
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| 38. | History jokes |
| Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ?Old King Coal !... more
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| 39. | History jokes |
| Why did Arthur have a round table ?So no one could corner him !... more
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| 40. | History jokes |
| Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?He liked to chop and change !... more
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| 41. | History jokes |
| Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?He wanted Mark Antony !... more
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| 42. | History jokes |
| Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?They wanted another excuse to watch football.... more
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| 43. | History jokes |
| Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?Because they didnt want to wait 40 years for a train !... more
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| 44. | History jokes |
| Why did the Romans build straight roads ?So their soldiers didnt go around the bend !... more
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| 45. | History jokes |
| Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we werent listening the first time !... more
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| 46. | History jokes |
| Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?Because there were so many knights !... more
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| 47. | History jokes |
| Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter?Beggar: I didnt think someone like you would give me a dollar.... more
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| 48. | History jokes |
| Youve failed history again !Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !... more
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