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| If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.... more
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| 32. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?... more
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| 33. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "... more
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| 34. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.... more
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| 35. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !... more
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| 36. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.... more
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| 37. | Hair and bald jokes |
| My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When hes finished, your face is full of short cuts.... more
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| 38. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearan... more
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| 39. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.... more
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| 40. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more
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| 41. | Hair and bald jokes |
| The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy... more
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| 42. | Hair and bald jokes |
| There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed... more
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| 43. | Hair and bald jokes |
| two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a tra... more
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| 44. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.... more
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| 45. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !... more
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| 46. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !... more
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| 47. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you call a proton with big hair? A froton.... more
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| 48. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!... more
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| 49. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !... more
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| 50. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.... more
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| 51. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !... more
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| 52. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !... more
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| 53. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What should you buy if your hair falls out ?A good vacuum cleaner !... more
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| 54. | Hair and bald jokes |
| What side of a monster has more hair ?The outside !... more
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| 55. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.... more
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| 56. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Whats your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.... more
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| 57. | Hair and bald jokes |
| When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !... more
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| 58. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.... more
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| 59. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Why did the bald man go outside ?To get some fresh hair !... more
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| 60. | Hair and bald jokes |
| Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).... more
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