| 31. | Frog jokes  |
| What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... more
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| 32. | Frog jokes |
| What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more
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| 33. | Frog jokes |
| What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !... more
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| 34. | Frog jokes |
| What happens if you eat a hot frog ? Youll croak in no time !... more
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| 35. | Frog jokes |
| What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... more
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| 36. | Frog jokes |
| What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !... more
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| 37. | Frog jokes |
| Whats a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !... more
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| 38. | Frog jokes |
| Whats a frogs favourite game ? Its croak-et !... more
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| 39. | Frog jokes |
| Whats a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !... more
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| 40. | Frog jokes |
| Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !... more
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| 41. | Frog jokes |
| Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... more
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| 42. | Frog jokes |
| Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... more
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| 43. | Frog jokes |
| Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !... more
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| 44. | Frog jokes |
| Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !... more
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| 45. | Frog jokes |
| When is a car like a frog ? When its becing toad !... more
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| 46. | Frog jokes |
| Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !... more
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| 47. | Frog jokes |
| Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !... more
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| 48. | Frog jokes |
| Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... more
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| 49. | Frog jokes |
| Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more
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| 50. | Frog jokes |
| Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !... more
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| 51. | Frog jokes |
| Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.... more
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| 52. | Frog jokes |
| Why didnt the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... more
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| 53. | Frog jokes |
| Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !... more
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| 54. | Frog jokes |
| Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.... more
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| 55. | Frog jokes |
| Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... more
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| 56. | Frog jokes |
| Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more
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| 57. | Frog jokes |
| Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !... more
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