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| How do you tune a fish?With its scales!... more
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| 32. | Fishing jokes |
| How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS bi... more
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| 33. | Fishing jokes |
| How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat... more
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| 34. | Fishing jokes |
| How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I dont know the answer but I think Im nearly... more
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| 35. | Fishing jokes |
| I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "its me or your fishing."Gee I miss her.... more
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| 36. | Fishing jokes |
| I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasnt room in the boat for both of us!... more
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| 37. | Fishing jokes |
| If youre fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!... more
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| 38. | Fishing jokes |
| It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one... more
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| 39. | Fishing jokes |
| Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, Im serious!... more
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| 40. | Fishing jokes |
| MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft... more
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| 41. | Fishing jokes |
| Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more
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| 42. | Fishing jokes |
| Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him... more
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| 43. | Fishing jokes |
| One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line c... more
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| 44. | Fishing jokes |
| One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "The... more
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| 45. | Fishing jokes |
| One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge theyre fishing by, and Bob take... more
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| 46. | Fishing jokes |
| One mans hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday... more
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| 47. | Fishing jokes |
| Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You cant tuna fish.... more
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| 48. | Fishing jokes |
| Q. Where do fish sleep?A. In a river bed... more
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| 49. | Fishing jokes |
| Q. Where does a fish keep his moneyA. In the River Bank!... more
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| 50. | Fishing jokes |
| Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about h... more
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| 51. | Fishing jokes |
| Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby... more
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| 52. | Fishing jokes |
| Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn... more
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| 53. | Fishing jokes |
| Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold... more
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| 54. | Fishing jokes |
| Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandsons teacher: No, but Ive been fishin... more
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| 55. | Fishing jokes |
| Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed f... more
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| 56. | Fishing jokes |
| The fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches... more
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| 57. | Fishing jokes |
| The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to hum... more
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| 58. | Fishing jokes |
| There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deser... more
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| 59. | Fishing jokes |
| Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherma... more
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| 60. | Fishing jokes |
| Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled... more
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