| 1. | Fishing jokes  |
| "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Janes best friend."Why shoul... more
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| 2. | Fishing jokes |
| "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would h... more
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| 3. | Fishing jokes |
| "I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead." "Thats not true, vicar. An... more
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| 4. | Fishing jokes |
| "Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!"... more
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| 5. | Fishing jokes |
| A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game wa... more
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| 6. | Fishing jokes |
| A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world... more
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| 7. | Fishing jokes |
| A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed,... more
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| 8. | Fishing jokes |
| A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong wi... more
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| 9. | Fishing jokes |
| A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the seco... more
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| 10. | Fishing jokes |
| A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well know... more
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| 11. | Fishing jokes |
| A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a r... more
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| 12. | Fishing jokes |
| A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fi... more
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| 13. | Fishing jokes |
| An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn... more
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| 14. | Fishing jokes |
| An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the... more
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| 15. | Fishing jokes |
| Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g... more
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| 16. | Fishing jokes |
| Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the... more
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| 17. | Fishing jokes |
| Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: Im not fishing, Im drowning worms.... more
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| 18. | Fishing jokes |
| Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line i... more
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| 19. | Fishing jokes |
| Fishing season hasnt opened and a fisherman who doesnt have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and... more
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| 20. | Fishing jokes |
| George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish... more
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| 21. | Fishing jokes |
| Have you seen the new fishing website?No, its not online yet.... more
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| 22. | Fishing jokes |
| Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he ha... more
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| 23. | Fishing jokes |
| Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didnt catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big eno... more
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| 24. | Fishing jokes |
| Henrys son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was."Daddy and I were fishing, an... more
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| 25. | Fishing jokes |
| How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain?It was just a fluke!... more
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| 26. | Fishing jokes |
| How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !... more
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| 27. | Fishing jokes |
| How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !... more
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| 28. | Fishing jokes |
| How do you communicate with a fish?You drop it a line!... more
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| 29. | Fishing jokes |
| How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!... more
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| 30. | Fishing jokes |
| How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail... more
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