| 31. | Criminal jokes  |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 32. | Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 33. | Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 34. | Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 35. | Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 36. | Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 37. | Criminal jokes |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 38. | Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 39. | Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 40. | Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 41. | Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 42. | Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 43. | Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 44. | Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 45. | Criminal jokes |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
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| 46. | Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 47. | Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 48. | Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 49. | Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 50. | Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 51. | Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
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| 52. | Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 53. | Criminal jokes |
| What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.... more
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| 54. | Criminal jokes |
| What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
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| 55. | Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 56. | Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 57. | Criminal jokes |
| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
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| 58. | Criminal jokes |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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| 59. | Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 60. | Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
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