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| What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?Ive been flamed!... more
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| 32. | Burger jokes |
| What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?Welcome back, Cutter!... more
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| 33. | Burger jokes |
| What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?Rink injustice!... more
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| 34. | Burger jokes |
| What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?Cook-a-doodle-do!... more
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| 35. | Burger jokes |
| What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?How the meaty have fallen!... more
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| 36. | Burger jokes |
| What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?Youve got no beef, soldier!... more
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| 37. | Burger jokes |
| What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle.... more
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| 38. | Burger jokes |
| What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?Well, its back to the old grind!... more
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| 39. | Burger jokes |
| What do some burger eaters have?A Hardee appetite!... more
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| 40. | Burger jokes |
| What do some people have against cheeseburgers?They say, Burgers cant be cheesy!... more
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| 41. | Burger jokes |
| What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land?A MEATing of the minds!... more
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| 42. | Burger jokes |
| What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?Its PAN-demonium!... more
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| 43. | Burger jokes |
| What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?A thermomeater!... more
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| 44. | Burger jokes |
| What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold... more
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| 45. | Burger jokes |
| What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?Steak Me Out to the Ballgame!... more
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| 46. | Burger jokes |
| What happens when two burgers fall in love?They live together in holy meatrimony!... more
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| 47. | Burger jokes |
| What is a hamburgers favourite story?Hansel and Gristle!... more
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| 48. | Burger jokes |
| What is the hamburgers most familiar song?Home on the Range!... more
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| 49. | Burger jokes |
| What is the hamburgers motto?If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!... more
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| 50. | Burger jokes |
| What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?A fastball - a sizzler.... more
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| 51. | Burger jokes |
| What kind of baseball do burgers play?Ketchup baseball!... more
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| 52. | Burger jokes |
| What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?Fry-by-night!... more
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| 53. | Burger jokes |
| What kind of girl does a hamburger like?Any girl named Patty!... more
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| 54. | Burger jokes |
| What old-time song is the burgers favourite?Hammy - as sung by Al Jolson!... more
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| 55. | Burger jokes |
| What song do burgers sing on the job?Gristle While You Work!... more
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| 56. | Burger jokes |
| What system do they teach in Hamburger Highs math courses?The meatric system, silly!... more
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| 57. | Burger jokes |
| When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?When the chips are down!... more
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| 58. | Burger jokes |
| When do burgers quit their jobs?The day they decide to meat LOAF!... more
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| 59. | Burger jokes |
| When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?During PRIME time!... more
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| 60. | Burger jokes |
| When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?When somebody says, Well done!... more
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