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| Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I... more
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| Home - A - Age Jokes"Thats an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher. "How about for someone my... more
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| 33. | Birthday jokes |
| How can you tell if an elephants been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.... more
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| 34. | Birthday jokes |
| How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?He has a whale of a party!... more
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| 35. | Birthday jokes |
| How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that... more
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| 36. | Birthday jokes |
| I forgot my brothers birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... more
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| 37. | Birthday jokes |
| Id like to say something nice about you as its your birthday. Why dont you? Because I cant think of a single thing to sa... more
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| 38. | Birthday jokes |
| It was Grandpa Jones 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he manage... more
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| 39. | Birthday jokes |
| Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2... more
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| 40. | Birthday jokes |
| Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."Ill never... more
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| 41. | Birthday jokes |
| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No h... more
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| 42. | Birthday jokes |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 43. | Birthday jokes |
| Sams girlfriends birthday was the same day as his fathers. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a... more
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| 44. | Birthday jokes |
| Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old... more
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| 45. | Birthday jokes |
| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbin... more
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| 46. | Birthday jokes |
| The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing... more
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| 47. | Birthday jokes |
| What did one candle say to the other?"Dont birthdays burn you up?"... more
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| 48. | Birthday jokes |
| What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."... more
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| 49. | Birthday jokes |
| What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.... more
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| 50. | Birthday jokes |
| What did you get for your birthday? Another year!... more
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| 51. | Birthday jokes |
| What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!... more
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| 52. | Birthday jokes |
| What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt... more
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| 53. | Birthday jokes |
| What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!... more
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| 54. | Birthday jokes |
| What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!... more
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| 55. | Birthday jokes |
| What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!... more
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| 56. | Birthday jokes |
| What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!... more
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| 57. | Birthday jokes |
| What is an elfs favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!... more
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| 58. | Birthday jokes |
| What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!... more
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| 59. | Birthday jokes |
| What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... more
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| 60. | Birthday jokes |
| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... more
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