| 31. | Bird jokes  |
| What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !... more
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| 32. | Bird jokes |
| What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?"You scratch my beak and Ill scratch yours !... more
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| 33. | Bird jokes |
| What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? Dad, dad, look what marma-laid !... more
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| 34. | Bird jokes |
| What did the baby owls parents say when he wanted to go to a party? Youre not owld enough.... more
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| 35. | Bird jokes |
| What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !... more
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| 36. | Bird jokes |
| What did the parrot say on Independence Day?Polly wants a firecracker!... more
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| 37. | Bird jokes |
| What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?Polly want a quacker!... more
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| 38. | Bird jokes |
| What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.... more
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| 39. | Bird jokes |
| What did the rich socialites parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!... more
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| 40. | Bird jokes |
| What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.... more
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| 41. | Bird jokes |
| What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !... more
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| 42. | Bird jokes |
| What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?They go on peck-nics !... more
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| 43. | Bird jokes |
| What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?Coop-cakes !... more
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| 44. | Bird jokes |
| What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?... more
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| 45. | Bird jokes |
| What do owls sing when it is raining ? Too wet to woo !... more
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| 46. | Bird jokes |
| What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !... more
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| 47. | Bird jokes |
| What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.... more
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| 48. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !... more
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| 49. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !... more
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| 50. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?Dead.... more
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| 51. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !... more
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| 52. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a crazy chicken ?A cuckoo cluck !... more
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| 53. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath? Polly unsaturated!... more
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| 54. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?An alarm cluck !... more
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| 55. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !... more
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| 56. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !... more
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| 57. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a vulture with no beak? A head banger.... more
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| 58. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !... more
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| 59. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?The bombshell !... more
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| 60. | Bird jokes |
| What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!... more
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