| 31. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didnt smell very good. Finally he... more
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| 32. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Wh... more
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| 33. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him b... more
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| 34. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why, of course, comes the repl... more
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| 35. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks in to a bar and says to the bartenter " Give me twenty shots of your best singlemalt scotch quick!"] The bar... more
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| 36. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? Whats wrong?""I found out my old... more
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| 37. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, do... more
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| 38. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a... more
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| 39. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the barte... more
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| 40. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a tim... more
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| 41. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees th... more
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| 42. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for... more
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| 43. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishe... more
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| 44. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh pl... more
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| 45. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later... more
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| 46. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The mans tie was stained, his face was pl... more
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| 47. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a... more
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| 48. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A neutron walks into a bar. "Id like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" a... more
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| 49. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I cant serve you," states the barman."Why... more
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| 50. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this gu... more
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| 51. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes ov... more
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| 52. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, t... more
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| 53. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A regular at Bobs Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.... more
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| 54. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer pr... more
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| 55. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man... more
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| 56. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "Whats your pleasure?"The seal r... more
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| 57. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to h... more
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| 58. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.... more
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| 59. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I... more
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| 60. | Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says Sorry we dont serve snails and throws him out. A couple of we... more
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