| 31. | Accountant jokes  |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 32. | Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 33. | Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| 34. | Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 35. | Accountant jokes |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 36. | Accountant jokes |
| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| 37. | Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 38. | Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 39. | Accountant jokes |
| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| 40. | Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| 41. | Accountant jokes |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 42. | Accountant jokes  |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 43. | Accountant jokes |
| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| 44. | Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 45. | Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 46. | Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| 47. | Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 48. | Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 49. | Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 50. | Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 51. | Accountant jokes |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| 52. | Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 53. | Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 54. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| 55. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| 56. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| 57. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 58. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 59. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| 60. | Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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